"and if you can slip in you lead actress' phone number, I promise you can be best man at our wedding.....or at least an usher."
Did you suddenly become a billionaire?
That's what it will take to get that job done. Her current boyfriend has a collection of exotic cars, ferraris, etc etc.
Well, you know what they say, Richie, when you've got a big....and I mean VERY BIG...enormous even , who needs a Ferrari. But be that as it MOST DEFINITELY IS, I'm just on the verge of becoming a billionaire, JUST on the cusp, RIGHT at my finger tips, in fact I only need in thing, a billion dollars but forget about that right now. If this guy is SOOO rich and handsome....with dreamy hazel eyes....and wavy brown hair......and a perfect body.....and....oh..ahum and I mean that in a TOTALLY non gay way, then he's qualified to date like countesses and porn stars, like Charlie Sheen, so eventually he's gonna drop her like a hot potato and GUESS WHO will be there to pick up the shattered pieces of her obliterated self-esteem when this bastard rips her heart out and stomps on it like a Mexican wrestler with a midge, ME that's who....then it's a quick trip to Rio on the one credit card her ex-boyfriend forgot to shut off while she's still on the rebound and BAM, we're dancin' the horizontal Macerana to some Ricky Martin music in a cheap Tijuana motel on our honeymoon after her ex-boyfriend get the first American Express bill sense the break-up BUT by then it's TOO late. I wow her with my incredible wit and charm...and the other thing... and she falls MADLY in love with me and we live happily ever after!.....Is it a PERFECT plan, weeellll NOOOOO if you're gonna look at it that way, but do you REALLY want something that absolutely perfect so that you have to live up to that perfection, of coarse you don't...all we have to do to make this plan work is make sure her current boyfriend cheats on her with a pornstar countess that recently dated Charlie Sheen.... there's gotta be like a MILLION of those around, then we get pictures, she falls in love with me and next thing you know YOU'RE carrying one of her drunken passed out bridesmaids to your motel room in some sleazy Mexican dive before the week is out. It can't miss, WHADYA say old buddie are ya in or what?!!!