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#1 Adam White

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 12:59 PM

Aliens VS Predator VS Trek VS My Little Pony
Plot: Evil Marketing Dept forces drag the universes deadliest hunters to face the duel threat of stoic Piccard and the fury of the lovable pink and purple stallions. Expect box office gold (and a lot of misguided parents with some big questions to answer)

Friend of Son of the Mask
Plot: With barely a splinter of the original mask/story/budget left, the curse is visited on Casper Van Diem with "hilarious" consequences. The effects will be handled by a combination of students, stock footage and face painting. Expect a cameo from Jim Carry on a poster. In the background. Advertising a better film.


Captain Ron 2: Das Boot!!
Plot: After one of his "crazy" schemes backfires, the good captain is forced to flee his home port and go on the run. Somehow he manages to call forth the ghosts of a german U-boat and sets about cheering this dour lot up with his customary grace. They already have his stubble, now they need his mullett. Expect many cultural exchanges, especialy in, um, colorfull language.


Resident Underworld Evil.
Plot: With The vanquishing of her enemies, plucky Alice becomes of aware of a plot to cast Milla Jovovich in every film ever made, with the downside that none of them are ever good. She gains a valuable ally in Seline (beckinsale) who is trying to escape the cameras constantly trained on her butt, and Catwoman (a cameo by Halle Berry) who just looks kinda embarrased. Expect a mysterious contract twist that requires their characters to wrestle. Each other. In jelly.


Freddie VS Jason VS Candyman VS Chucky VS Every repetitive stalker/killer who never dies. . . . versus a big gun, an incinerator and an undertaker who is very reliable.
Plot: Bang, burn, bury. End of. Now lets go have a beer.


Bruce Campbell Meets "the hoff" and does. . . well, stuff.
Plot: With a fanbase more rabid than "Lost" and a constant commitment to making good fun films, the "Chin" happens to bump into the Hoff-miester who has just filmed another cameo in someone elses movie. They dont do much but the film download on the internet parylises world communication for two months and even Chuck Norris wants a free t-shirt "for the family, dont ya know"
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