The Onion on independent filmmaking
Posted 26 July 2006 - 05:04 PM
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 02:26 PM
Do you have a script breakdown? No
Do you have a real budget? No
Do you have a schedule that remotely relates to the breakdown and budget? No
Do you have a PM, an AD, a scripty? No
Are your actors and crew available every single day of the production? No
You are an AMATEUR.
Edited by J. Lamar King, 28 July 2006 - 02:28 PM.
Posted 28 July 2006 - 02:55 PM
Posted 28 July 2006 - 09:25 PM
I am a regular reader of The Onion, but I have to say that this doesn't sound real...
What? What on The Onion is real? I mean it's usually based on real events but it is also satire and comedy. I just read an artice about a NASA rocket that burns money into space to test the durability of money. It is a fake article, but it pretty much sums up the goal of NASA, to burn as much taxpayer money as possible.
here it is: http://www.theonion....tent/node/47977
Posted 30 July 2006 - 12:37 PM
Posted 30 July 2006 - 01:43 PM
Let's hear it for artistic purity. ROTFLMAO!
What if I had to hold down a job, the way these poor souls did? It'd be unbearable. I thought, 'This could've been me.'