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#1 Bjarne Eldhuset

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 12:42 PM

1. A megaphone.
2. A naked woman in a shower (just kidding)
2. A naked woman in a shower, unknowingly awaiting a brutal ending at the hand of a maniac psycho killer.
3. Embarassment
4. ... now you guys and girls and in-betweens continue the list!
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#2 Brian Dzyak

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 12:51 PM

1. A megaphone.
2. A naked woman in a shower (just kidding)
2. A naked woman in a shower, unknowingly awaiting a brutal ending at the hand of a maniac psycho killer.
3. Embarassment
4. ... now you guys and girls and in-betweens continue the list!


5. Long hours
6. Sprocket holes
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#3 Alessandro Machi

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 02:32 PM

1. A megaphone.
2. A naked woman in a shower (just kidding)
2. A naked woman in a shower, unknowingly awaiting a brutal ending at the hand of a maniac psycho killer.
3. Embarassment
4. ... now you guys and girls and in-betweens continue the list!


The naked women's three older brothers/offensive lineman to watch over her.
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#4 Eugene Hughes

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 08:32 PM

7. a BIG KNIFE in the hands of the killer stalking her
8. a zoom lens to get the expression on the "killer" when he learns that the nude lady is a killer herself
9. MORE nude ladies to join the 1st one after the guy is bumped off
10. a big bag of pot to smoke with the nude ladies after the shoot
11 protection
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#5 Matthew W. Phillips

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 08:45 PM

12. 5000+ Watts of lights in the room
13. A person holding up bounce cards
14. Someone with a boom stand above my head everywhere I walk
15. $3,000 cash for 3 days.
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#6 Hal Smith

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Posted 22 September 2006 - 08:59 PM

16. Orange Sticks
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#7 Bjarne Eldhuset

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Posted 23 September 2006 - 06:25 AM

17. Criminals using no more than three seconds to decrypt ten-zillion-digit codes.
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#8 Alex Wuijts

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Posted 23 September 2006 - 08:46 AM

18. a backlight to see the rain
19. an orchestra playing to your emotional ups and downs
20. a sidekick who's the exact opposite of you
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#9 Rory Hanrahan

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Posted 23 September 2006 - 10:49 AM

21. Colored tape telling you where to stand.
22. Eyelights.
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#10 Jesus Sifuentes

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Posted 23 September 2006 - 11:58 AM

23. A Call Sheet
24. Director's Chair
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#11 Mike Rizos

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Posted 23 September 2006 - 10:14 PM

25. Hero
26. Anti-hero
27. Villain
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#12 Bjarne Eldhuset

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Posted 25 September 2006 - 12:17 AM

28. The bad and the ugly one.
29. Men with mascara
30. Governments that starts wars to re-win elections.
31. People going into space and not returning because failing their country by being eaten by aliens.
32. Hollywood
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#13 Alessandro Machi

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Posted 25 September 2006 - 01:01 AM

33. The Rewrite
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#14 Adam White

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Posted 25 September 2006 - 04:33 AM

34. convenient twists of fate.
35. Villians who monologue.
36. Numerous, faceless thugs to get beaten up by one guy (and get knocked out it one punch)
37. Chalk chucks.
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#15 ben jones

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Posted 26 September 2006 - 01:07 PM

38 - an eccentric D.O.P who force feeds you jack daniels mixed with cheese flavoured crisps.
39 - a stedicam.
40 - a light meter.
41 - a digital intermediate.
42 - a jump cut.
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#16 Todd Darling

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Posted 28 September 2006 - 10:09 AM

43. Virtual reality glasses to get on the internet.
44. 10 computer monitors per computer
45. random bar fights (in topless bar)
46. One man Against the odds
47. Magic one button video enhancement
48. Magical land where vampires are accepted as real.
49. In every police duo one is trained on defusing bombs, but they are clumsy and end up shot or pinned under something.
50. Lack of paper work for police.


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Edited by Todd Darling, 28 September 2006 - 10:09 AM.

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